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Loops & Lumber Co.

Christmas Humor Tee — “Dear Santa… Never Mind I’ll Buy My Own Stuff”

From $15.07

Light, cheeky, and a little bit rebellious — this lightweight crew tee reads like a wink to anyone who’d rather earn their own treats than wait for Santa. Soft Airlume combed cotton feels breathable against the skin, while the clean retail fit and ribbed crew neck keep the silhouette tidy under a jacket or layered with a cardigan. The playful holiday checklist graphic uses festive red and green accents and a bold red X that stops the list cold: Never mind, I will buy my own stuff. Wear it to holiday gatherings, casual office parties, or while hunting for deals on Black Friday; it’s designed for people who love seasonal fun but prefer a do-it-yourself spin on gift-giving.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001) — lightweight and breathable
- Retail fit with ribbed knit crew neckline and side seams for lasting shape
- Shoulder tape and tear-away label for comfort and durability
- Graphic printed with crisp, detailed DTF/DTG techniques depending on fulfillment
- REACH certified; blank sourced from Honduras; mindful manufacturing by Bella+Canvas

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

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