Lightweight, soft, and quietly witty — this crew-neck tee speaks for you without saying a word. The clean white canvas features bold black lettering that reads like a private aside: "I need to teach my facial expressions how to use their inside voice." It settles into everyday life easily: layer under a cardigan for meetings, wear solo for errands, or let it carry the humor at low-key gatherings. The breathable Airlume combed cotton feels gentle on skin and moves with you, while the retail fit keeps the silhouette neat and approachable. It’s for people who communicate with looks as much as words — and who appreciate apparel that matches their dry, observational humor. Product features - 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella Canvas 3001) — lightweight, breathable (4.2 oz/yd²). - Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar and side seams for shape retention. - Shoulder tape and tear-away label for comfort and durable construction. - Printed with crisp, detailed methods (DTF/DTG used by providers) yielding vibrant sleeve and label art. - REACH certified; sourced blanks from Honduras; Bella+Canvas ethical manufacturing (Fair Labor Association, Platinum WRAP). Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
